This is simple and cute and funny, yes, but also wonderfully valid. Thinking back over the years in which I’ve been masturbating, I can think of specific girls at specific times who were the ones I could count on to make me cum when I masturbated. And with virtually no exceptions, they were all ones that that fact should be flattering. It meant they had an impact. It meant they did for me what it takes to turn me on, which genuinely implies a level of respect and impression that’s beyond merely thinking they’re hot. If you’re a real girl who I know and merely thinking about you while I masturbate makes me cum, you’re special.
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whoever said romance is dead?