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I decided to review the Tenga Egg 6 Pack back-to-back with the Fleshlight Vibro because I feel the two products represent nearly the polar opposites of each other. Where last week’s review was of a product that’s on the more expensive side, of an ultra-high build quality, can be used countless times, is battery-powered, and is designed to be conspicuous but humorously fails, this week’s review is of a product (or set of products) that’s relatively cheap, made of relatively low-cost materials, is DISPOSABLE in nature, uses no batteries, and both stands out and simultaneously better succeeds at not giving away what it is.

The Tenga Egg is a deceptively simple product. Sold individually or in carton-esque six-packs, these hard-shelled white plastic eggs contain within them something truly spectacular. Pop them open after stripping off the pull-strip protected seal and you pull out a white, egg-shaped, soft, thin, rubbery hollow object. They’re masterfully kept in shape with a plastic cylinder placed inside them, and placed inside THAT is a disposable packet of a thin, effective lubricant.

The instructions are simple (which is good, as they’re in Japanese on the package, lending to the unlikelihood that an observer will figure them out). Pour some lubricant into the egg, slide the egg down your cock, and go to town. Obviously the eggs are much shorter than the average cock, but the thing, stretchy material is meant to flex well more than enough to cover the length of your dick, while stretching and unstretching its pattern across your glans.

Each of the six eggs in the pack has its own unique texture, named and numbered in order. Each provides a genuinely unique sensation, and despite the thinness and seeming cheapness of the material, they’re surprisingly distinctive, not to mention amazing feeling. Each provided me with a level of sensation enough that I had to pace myself to keep from reaching orgasm too soon, although I honestly would have been satisfied enough.

How much have I enjoyed these? Well, to be honest, I went through the first three eggs in the first week or so after I got them, and then they’ve just sat here since as I’ve tried to figure out how to use them for “special occasions” to not let their great experience go to waste. In fact it was on my birthday a couple of weeks ago that, after a fun night out with friends, I was trying to figure out how to make the most of my evening after I got home that I remembered them and chose the next one in line as the perfect ending to my birthday, over all the other options I had available. I spread out the fun, too, by backing off whenever I got close. This DID have the eventual effect of using up the application of lube, but I had learned by this point that half the package was just the right amount, leaving me with a whole second half to re-up the experience. Couldn’t have been more perfect.

One of the best advantages of these toys is their disposable nature. While you still have to clean yourself up afterward from the lube and cum, my least-favorite part of using a toy is gone with these. No more warming up the tap and rinsing it out for several minutes, wiping it down, drying it off as best I can, and then leaving it out overnight to air out. Nope, I just pop it right back in the egg, seal it up, and toss it in the trash. Eco-friendly? No. Post-orgasm relaxation friendly? Definitely. Oh, and by the way, if you’re a cheap bastard like me, yes, they are reusable, too. A couple of them I DID bother to rinse out (due to their size and build they’re also easier to do this with), and I managed to reuse them several times before they had stretched to the point where I felt it was time to toss them. Also found a fun trick with using one to cap off the head (it held well on its own) before jacking off into it. Less fuss than grabbing a tissue, with added sensation.

So, what’s the final verdict? Buy some. They’re also sold individually or in other quantities, but I do recommend the Tenga Egg 6 Pack at least the first time so you can find your favorite style and not feel the pressure of “wasting” your only one. Because they’re disposable, they won’t replace your hand or other toys simply because it would get far too expensive too fast. But they’re a crazy fun treat. You treat yourself to dinner, or a couple of beers at the bar, or a movie, so why not treat yourself to a great orgasm now and then?

You can find the Tenga Egg 6 Pack here, and as usual you can find all the items I review and other Sex Toys like Vibrators and Dildos at SexToy.com.

More to come soon, with a review of a more unusual product, and some more DVDs. Until next time, keep cumming!